Is there a no duh moment you have when you take a bite off that cookie? Especially when you read the paper tucked inside.
Does it seem like we just wasted 30 seconds of our life reading an inconsequential cookie fortune.
Many fortune cookies arent even fortunes . They just state the obvious or have some meaningless run of the mill saying.
They are Not Fortunes! Why do we continually look at them. Maybe we are hoping this time the cookie will help our lives in some way.
Me I have lost hope in them. Might as well read your horoscope which has a bland catered to for everyone message attached to it.
Barnum Statements anyone?
Go Bare Maximum with Edgar Rider 
Ha, I write mock “horoscopes”! ROFL!
Sounds like loads of fun.
What is an example of one of your horoscopes?
And do people believe them?